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The Pizza Witching Hour

Dan TallaricoComment

The pizza witching hour is the hour before the pizza you plan to eat arrives. Here’s what typically happens during such a time:

  • Any sound that enters your ear drums turns into a doorbell ringing. 
  • You are constantly disappointed that everything in your field of vision is not pizza.
  • You calculate your actions and behavior with the delivery person in your head over and over.
  • You check the time you called to place your pizza order to see how much time has passed.
  • You feel like you’re dying from hunger, but putting anything in your stomach would be a pizza sin.
  • You spend 20 minutes organizing the money and tip for the pizza person.