The Pizza Witching Hour

The pizza witching hour is the hour before the pizza you plan to eat arrives. Here’s what typically happens during such a time:

• Any sound that enters your ear drums turns into a doorbell ringing. 
• You are constantly disappointed that everything in your field of vision is not pizza.
• You calculate your actions and behavior with the delivery person in your head over and over.
• You check the time you called to place your pizza order to see how much time has passed.
• You feel like you’re dying from hunger, but putting anything in your stomach would be a pizza sin.
• You spend 20 minutes organizing the money and tip for the pizza person.