Pizza Walk With Me

Let's get hyped up over some pizza.

Dan TallaricoComment
FYBLOVESPIZZA sticker I saw on the corner of Liberty and 40th St in Pittsburgh.  I think we officially have our first pizza mystery. I’ve searched for “FYBLOVESPIZZA” and “FYBLOVESPIZZ” and came up empty. Who could FYB even be? Fix Your Bike? Fuzzy Yellow Balls? A kind of protein? Knowing that everyone in the world loves pizza does not make this easy to pin down. If this was “FYBLOVESARTICHOKES” I’m sure we’d find our answer in no time. The latter suspect makes the most sense. I know that my FYB protein gets all jittery with excitement and anticipation whenever they have the opportunity to bond with/digest some pizza. Whenever they’re starved for pizza they come together to form a triangular pizza slice. It’s their way of getting my attention Though, I doubt that proteins have the capital to purchase stickers then hire someone to put them on garbage cans. So if you have any information on FYB and whether they love pizza or not, please let me know! To crack this code (which has addled the pizza police department for years) would be momentous. I’m not going to compare this to solving the Zodiac mystery, but it’s certainly close.

FYBLOVESPIZZA sticker I saw on the corner of Liberty and 40th St in Pittsburgh.  I think we officially have our first pizza mystery.

I’ve searched for “FYBLOVESPIZZA” and “FYBLOVESPIZZ” and came up empty. Who could FYB even be? Fix Your Bike? Fuzzy Yellow Balls? A kind of protein? Knowing that everyone in the world loves pizza does not make this easy to pin down. If this was “FYBLOVESARTICHOKES” I’m sure we’d find our answer in no time.

The latter suspect makes the most sense. I know that my FYB protein gets all jittery with excitement and anticipation whenever they have the opportunity to bond with/digest some pizza. Whenever they’re starved for pizza they come together to form a triangular pizza slice. It’s their way of getting my attention

Though, I doubt that proteins have the capital to purchase stickers then hire someone to put them on garbage cans.

So if you have any information on FYB and whether they love pizza or not, please let me know! To crack this code (which has addled the pizza police department for years) would be momentous. I’m not going to compare this to solving the Zodiac mystery, but it’s certainly close.