Pizza Walk With Me

Let's get hyped up over some pizza.

Act 1: Pizza Conflict

Dan TallaricoComment

Below we have a pizza conflict. A young lady is faced with a decision:Does she eat a lonesome slice of pizza who has no reason to live? Or does she let the pizza suffer in its loneliness. This is one of the many conflicts pizza eaters around the world face. It's often dramatic, but never ends well. Around the corner there's another fan of pizza who can smell that grease bubbling. Eating the last slice never ends well. It's tragic and comedic, not in the Two and a Half Men sense, but in the Shakespearian sense. Grab some popcorn and enjoy the exchange that brings out genuine human characteristics like cannibalism.
Me:WHERE DID MY LAST SLICE OF PIZZA GO?
Sister:I ate it.
ME:YOU WHAT? THAT WAS MINE NOT YOURS.
Sister:Geez, I feel like Cinderella.
ME:Cinderella was not asked if she would like pizza, said no, AND THEN ATE HER SISTER'S PIZZA.
Sister:Ok, just-
ME:IF YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN I WILL EAT YOU.
Sister:[runs]