This is now my ring tone, my morning alarm, my stovetop timer alarm, the sound my computer makes upon turning on, my text message alert, my car horn, my WWE intro music,  my college fight song, the only song on my iPhone, the song of my first dance at my wedding, the song to be sung on my birthday, and the song that will be played at my funeral,

pppizza:

Neverending Pizza

Pizza, round, magic as can beeeeeeeeeee
On your plate: the pizza of your dreeeeeeaaam
Make believe it’s everywhere
Bite into a slice
Slingin’ up some lyrics
You’re a dancer to a 
Neverending Piiii-zzaaaaa
Aaaahhh, aaaahh, aaaahhh

Eat a piece, eat a fantasyyyyyyyy
Dream a dream: and pepperoni pleeeeeeeeaaaaase
Slices don’t keep secrets
You can fold it up and chow
And there upon the calzone…!
Is your answer to a
Neverending Piiii-zzaaaaa
Aaaahhh, aaaahh, aaaahhh
PIIIIII-ZZAAAAAAAAA!!!
Aaaahhh, aaaahh, aaaahhh!!!

[harpsichord bridge]
[electric bridge to pizzatown]

Vol-un-teer, for pizza take-awaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
In your hands: the birth of a buff-eeeeettttt
Slices don’t keep secrets
You can fold it up and chow
And there upon the calzone…!
Is your answer to a
Neverending Piiii-zzaaaaa
Aaaahhh, aaaahh, aaaahhh
Neverending Piiii-zzaaaaa
Aaaahhh, aaaahh, aaaahhh
Neverending Piiii-zzaaaaa
Aaaahhh, aaaahh, aaaahhh
Neverending PIIIIII-zzaaaaa
Aaaahhh, aaaahh, aaaahhh
Neverending Piiii-zzaaaaa