The pizza vending machine is an intense product. Not only does it convert money into pizza, but it does it without the touch of greasy, dirty, hairy, hands groping your dough. Pizza scientists have postulated that the key ingredient to legendary pizza isn’t the sauce, cheese, or dough, but a nice pair of hands mixing it all together. 

I’m not saying I wouldn’t lose all my coins to this machine like some sort of video poker addict. It’s a novelty that I’ll reconsider once I have one installed in my house.

Thanks to Justine for sending this to me! I think I owe her a giraffe now…