The lunch savior. You wake up in a sweat, your alarm is buzzing, and your stomach begins to stir because even your insides know how embarrassingly late you are for work. No time to put on makeup/deodorant/hair stuff/hats, so you hope your self-esteem is as resilient as ever today. For lunch, no time to pack anything. Open the fridge, close your eyes, grab hold of a greasy triangle. Who’s putting greasy triangles in your fridge? You did, it’s cold pizza! Wrap it up and off to work you go.
I call that the “Cold Pizza Lunch Savior.” Obviously, I often take pizza to work and never heat it up. Ruins the molecules structure.
Cold pizza for lunch