This is that tattoo I’m telling everyone I’m getting this weekend. When you first start reading the text you’re thinking it’s going to be the same greasy statement made about Texas day in and day out. But no, there’s a slippery turn and you smack face first into a bulging bicep and a rebellious pizza. Really epitomizes the true strength, durability, and independence of pizza.
Barbed wire tattoos may be cliche now, but when I get this drawing tattooed on me that will all change. Under age kids will see how cool it is to have a slice on their arm/ankle and they’ll go bananas tattooing this on one another. I’m going to tag this as pizza trendsetter.
I hope they put mine on the wall with all the shitty kids drawings
Yeah I just ate pizza alone ok