Pizza dates never end like you’d want them to do. It seems to make sense on the bubbling surface, but underneath the romantic cheese is a crust that will cause bloat and indecision. After eating a fairly heavy pizza you’ll want to enter a pizza coma and touching your greasy lips to another will be the last thing on your agenda. This is exactly what happened to Snow White.
All I’m saying is that if you eat pizza and go to make out, exercise caution. Pizza is a very zen experience and if you try to introduce too many emotions at once tears may spill out of your face. If a romantic movie is playing in the background you can just kiss that spark goodbye.
Why the hell would I want to get dressed up and go to a stuffy restaurant ^