Andrew W.K. had a guitar made in the shape of a pizza. No surprise. The dude likes to party and what’s the one food most associated with parties? Pizza. It’s the Alpha and Omega of parties.
Thanks to Clif for sending this my way. He suggested I invent a “P” chord to commemorate this achievement in pizza music. I’ll see if I can work with Mr. W.K. on that. You can see more photos of Andrew W.K. licking his new instrument on his site.
I haven’t listened to much of this record yet, but it has such classics as “If I knew You Were Coming I’d Have Baked You a Cake.” In this instance, “cake” must mean pizza. A pizza cake. Exactly the type of thing I want served at my funeral.
This guy on the front seems to enjoy pizza so much that he’s eaten most of it before the camera crew could get a slice. This is before unions so no one was allowed to intervene on the pizza slaughter. It’s a shame that there’s a piece of crust left behind. A pizza lover would eat the entire pizza, crust and all. Kind of makes me think this might just be a marketing ploy to sucker in pizza enthusiast.
I’ll make some pizza and listen to the record and write a review of the songs. Who knows, maybe it’ll inspire me to write my own pizza lyrics. Lyrics that, if listened to in reverse, reveal my deepest pizza secrets.