Pepperoni Graveyard. This is where pepperoni goes to die. The pit of despair. A pile of grease, cheese, and processed meats. From which no pizza will ever return.

Who will mourn for these lost pepperonis? Is it you? The pizza connoisseur  Or the alley-way dog that will go sleep with its bedfellow famine? 

It’s a gruesome and disturbing site of pizza nature. A trove of mystery and intrigue. Scientists speculate how the pepperoni found its way together to find a final resting place. Was it also their place of birth? Did they follow a cosmic sign? There’s just not enough government funding to know for sure.