Law & Order: Pizza Victims Unit.
Along a dismal sidewalk that can’t make up its mind between being dark grey or slate grey, lies this poor pizza. This sidewalk, much like the neighbors, is indifferent to the corpse of a pizza. Just a standard note in the harmony of life.
The pizza, young and full of pepperoni, was mangled and sliced in half. The grease marks left behind are plentiful and denote a playful death. This pizza did not go quiet into the good oven.