Oh boy is this upcoming election going to be a tricky one. Herman Cain is riding the coat tails of pizza right to the
pizza ballot box. Will it work out for him? I’m not sure. On one hand, literally 99% of America loves pizza (that’s what Occupy Wall Street is about, right?). On the other hand, this guy has nothing else going for him except for pizza. We have a lot in common, him and I, but I’m not using my love for pizza as a political soap box.
His choice of song and lyrics is polarizing; he manages to lift pizza to a godly pedestal while putting down other delicious meals such as tacos. Come on Herman, how can you unite America when you’re putting down other foods?
Thanks to Kristin Ross for the submission!