What Do You Want on Your Tombstone?

One of my favorite jokes is, “What do you want on your tombstone?” In the joke’s case, by tombstone it means the cardboard-based Tombstone pizza. So, you know, instead of saying, “Here lies a wily old corpse” you’re suppose to say, “Pepperoni and four kinds of cheeses.” I think that if you don’t get the joke a bandit shoots you. Personally, in lieu of a tombstone I’m going to have a pizza oven erected atop of my corpse. 

Submission by the pizza hound James Foreman!